It's a tiny patch that says Farts! sew one to your butt.

This is a teensy tiny patch that says farts. There's always a spot for farts anywhere. This patch is very small, like 2" long. Im making this as cheap as I can, between postage costs, credit card fees, and etsy fees, this is about as cheap as an item can be on this platform.
All patches are silk screened, hand made by me. They are safe to go in the washer, but may fray a bit, depending on how you sew it. Black and natural fabric is a heavy weight cotton canvas. Any other fabrics are either upcycled from old clothing, or thrifted and will vary in weight and may show slight sings of wear.